When a fantasy world has fully functioning internet and smartphones (forsome reason), it's only natural for its sixteen year-old Hero todeclare war on the Demon Lord via text message. But is it natural for thatDemon Lord to be an innocent snowflake who hates conflict...!? Take a peekinto this unfortunate Hero's chatlog with a...unique group of RPGcharacters, like an overly pure Demon Lord, her cheerful Generals (who alladore her), and the kidnapped princess who seems to be developing a majorcrush on her captor!